So….here’s one of my “Is this really happening” moments….last night I’m cleaning the house getting ready for my Scentsy party Wednesday night and I hear all this banging coming from the spare bedroom. I go in there kind of slowly thinking what the heck could be in there….we only use this room when Austin is staying with us…..so I push the door open and step back a bit just in case….and what do I see….our dog Sadie humping the crap out of my giant white bear.
James got me a giant white bear for Valentines Day a few years back and I love it, super soft & cuddly. I keep it in Austin’s room on the bed….and well it seems Sadie has found it….and made it her girlfriend. The problem here is that Sadie is a girl….so she lacks the parts to be humping in the first place. What is she thinking? So I get her out of the room and look at my favorite giant white bear….only to see that the hair around her eyes is missing and she’s completely wet….either Sadie chewed on the bear to show it who was boss….or my poor bear has been crying from this “Sadie Abuse”….crazy dog! So I go on with my cleaning and I hear it again…yes….again….Sadie has found her way back into the room and is humping the crap out of the giant white bear again….the headboard is hitting the wall so hard…bang, bang, bang! I yell…”Sadie Stop”….she just looks at me like I’m crazy and tucks the bear under her and continues humping. YUCK!
So it seems there’s nothing I can do but keep the door closed and her out of there. This morning I wake up and go to let our three pups all outside to go potty…..Sadie again finds her way into the spare bedroom and again is humping the bear….oh my we have a humping obsessed dog on our hands. At least she got one round in with her girlfriend before I left….my dog is a lesbian! (assuming that my special giant white bear is a girl) :)
I wonder….do I setup a video camera and tape the action while we are away? I mean it is pretty funny! LOL….sick mind I suppose.
James got me a giant white bear for Valentines Day a few years back and I love it, super soft & cuddly. I keep it in Austin’s room on the bed….and well it seems Sadie has found it….and made it her girlfriend. The problem here is that Sadie is a girl….so she lacks the parts to be humping in the first place. What is she thinking? So I get her out of the room and look at my favorite giant white bear….only to see that the hair around her eyes is missing and she’s completely wet….either Sadie chewed on the bear to show it who was boss….or my poor bear has been crying from this “Sadie Abuse”….crazy dog! So I go on with my cleaning and I hear it again…yes….again….Sadie has found her way back into the room and is humping the crap out of the giant white bear again….the headboard is hitting the wall so hard…bang, bang, bang! I yell…”Sadie Stop”….she just looks at me like I’m crazy and tucks the bear under her and continues humping. YUCK!
So it seems there’s nothing I can do but keep the door closed and her out of there. This morning I wake up and go to let our three pups all outside to go potty…..Sadie again finds her way into the spare bedroom and again is humping the bear….oh my we have a humping obsessed dog on our hands. At least she got one round in with her girlfriend before I left….my dog is a lesbian! (assuming that my special giant white bear is a girl) :)
I wonder….do I setup a video camera and tape the action while we are away? I mean it is pretty funny! LOL….sick mind I suppose.
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